Do not spread all your carry-on stuff over 27 chairs. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in an airport lounge
Do not be an arsehole in a restaurant
Do not be one of those annoying “allergic” types… “I’m allergic to any food with a vowel in its name.” Read more
Do not be an arsehole at a concert
Do not throw your mother’s ashes on stage… especially at a Pink concert. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at a funeral
Do not take photos. Especially selfies with the horizontal guest of honour. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at the office #1
Do not stay in the office until billionty o’clock pretending to be an overworked martyr. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in a lift*
Do not take a lift for only one floor unless you are 102 or have no legs. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on a train
Do not be a man-spreading arsehole. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at an art gallery
Do not glue yourself to an artwork, whatever you are protesting about... fuck off. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at the cinema
Do not crunch your vat of popcorn like an annoying motherfucker. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on a plane #1
Do not be an arsehole and recline your seat on a short flight or during meal service. Read more