Do not scream at the staff because they don’t know the exact date and time the iPhone 54 is being released. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in an Apple Store
Do not be an arsehole in an airport lounge
Do not spread all your carry-on stuff over 27 chairs. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in a restaurant
Do not be one of those annoying “allergic” types… “I’m allergic to any food with a vowel in its name.” Read more
Do not be an arsehole at a concert
Do not throw your mother’s ashes on stage… especially at a Pink concert. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in a public toilet
Do not spend three hours in the cubicle just because you hate your job …or your life. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at a funeral
Do not take photos. Especially selfies with the horizontal guest of honour. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in a lift*
Do not take a lift for only one floor unless you are 102 or have no legs. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in church
Do not arrive late... or you will suffer the punishment of eternal fire... and some dirty looks. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on a train
Do not be a man-spreading arsehole. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at an art gallery
Do not glue yourself to an artwork, whatever you are protesting about... fuck off. Read more