How not to be an arsehole on Australia Day. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on Australia Day
Do not be an arsehole while driving
Do not think your hazard lights give you the right to be an absolute arsehole. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in a lift*
Do not take a lift for only one floor unless you are 102 or have no legs. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on the footpath*
Do not block the footpath with your big fuck off Bentley pram / stroller / baby buggy. Read more
Do not be an arsehole in church
Do not arrive late... or you will suffer the punishment of eternal fire... and some dirty looks. Read more
Do not be an arsehole on a train
Do not be a man-spreading arsehole. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at an art gallery
Do not glue yourself to an artwork, whatever you are protesting about... fuck off. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at the Australian Open, Medvedev
Do not abuse the ballkids... anyone who does has no balls. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at the Australian Open
Do not wave one of those bullshit Australian boxing kangaroo flags... it's not 1983 and this isn't sailing. Read more
Do not be an arsehole at the Australian Open, Novax
Get vaccinated. Read more