Do not be an arsehole to the staff.
Do not scream at the staff expecting them to instantly repair your Apple device that is in various pieces.
Do not scream at the staff because you want the repair completed for free, even though your AppleCare expired last year.
Do not scream at the staff because you don’t like some new iOS feature.
Do not scream at the staff if they don’t have an iPhone case in the exact colour you want.
Do not scream at the staff because they don’t have every third party product for an iPhone / Mac / iPad / Apple Watch.
Do not scream at the staff because they don’t know the exact date and time the iPhone 54 is being released.
Do not hit on the staff.
Do not be late for a Genius Bar appointment.
Do not try and jump the queue to get into a packed store just because you have “an important Zoom call in ten minutes.” Fuck off.
Do not let your screaming little mofos be screaming little mofos.
Do not let your screaming little mofos play a game for an hour on an iPhone / iMac / MacBook / iPad.
Do not play a game for an hour on an iPhone / iMac / MacBook / iPad.
Do not let your screaming little mofos fuck around with the settings of an iPhone / Mac / iPad / Apple Watch or any other product.
Do not fuck around with the settings of an iPhone / Mac / iPad / Apple Watch or any other product.
Do not let your screaming little mofos fuck around with an iPhone / iMac / MacBook / iPad / Apple Watch or any other product in a packed store when there are actual customers waiting behind them.
Do not fuck around with an iPhone / iMac / MacBook / iPad / Apple Watch or any other product in a packed store when there are customers waiting behind you.
Do not bring 27 of your friends to fuck around with an iPhone / iMac / MacBook / iPad / Apple Watch or any other product.
Do not have a Zoom / Teams / FaceTime call.
Do not be a tightarse arsehole by taking up space using the free wifi.
Do not be a tightarse arsehole by haggling over the price of the products.
Do not be an arsehole in an Apple Store.
©Do not be an arsehole.